Latest trip: Baltimore!
Baltimore, I’m afraid we really really like you. You introduced us to a beautiful harbor with pretty boats floating around during the day and sparkling lights at night. It happens to be one of the most gorgeous places to walk and talk – perfect for a birthday date like this one! You introduced us to yummy fudge, awesome smelling crabs, and the best fried chicken – all that are terrible for our healthy eating plan. You introduced us to a hilarious comedy club that left us in tears, even when our scheduled performer had to cancel last minute. And then you decided to show us your beautiful dark night sky with all its twinkling stars.
Maybe next time, try to be a little less cool. That would make leaving a whole lot easier to bear.