This, my friends, is body adhesive. Or in the words of the pageant gods, this lovely little clear bottle contains the amazingly helpful butt glue. Nothing is more embarassing than having hundreds of people see your wedgie. Well, nothing is more embarassing than having a wedgie in front of hundreds of people in a bikini while wearing loads of makeup and 5-inch heels.
I leave you with this lovely scene from Miss Congeniality.